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  No. 286962 [PM] [Last 50 Posts]

Fuck it going blackpool :DDD

  No. 286964 [PM]

good bye

  No. 286966 [PM]

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proud of you :DDD

  No. 286968 [PM]

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Mario pizza review & food poisoning inbound

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>>286968

I will have a look when I get there :DDD

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>>286969
buy a kebab, get food poisoning, then go to one of the casinos and spray explosive diarrhea everywhere :DDD

umbasa

  No. 287013 [PM]

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Notice how lafufu always gets obsessed with something he likes

-BSR (he doesn't care about Lola and Claire anymore)
-Labubus
-Chihuahuas
-Malta

Now Blackpool :DDD

  No. 287015 [PM]

>>287013
he's a thought leader

  No. 287016 [PM]

Me going to see kgs on Monday :DD

  No. 287062 [PM]

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Bruh they got sued by Nintendo :DDD

  No. 287063 [PM]

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>>287013

Where black booty on that list lol :DDD

  No. 287064 [PM]

>>287062
Lmaooo

  No. 287065 [PM]

>>287063
Lmao
>food hygiene rating
They read the reviews lol
Also go in, get food and tell us what ethnicity operates the restaurant

  No. 287066 [PM]

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>>287062
This wouldn't have happened in Colombia :DDD

  No. 287067 [PM]

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>>287065

I check it out another day just got to the hotel

Bro I swear there is no inflation in blackpool lol :DDD

  No. 287120 [PM]

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This place bro lol :DDD

  No. 287148 [PM]

>>286962
Man I'm so excited to come see you on Monday
I wanna go on their bullshit effiel tower thing :D

  No. 287149 [PM]

>>287148
bet these two lil labubus look so cute making sandcastles and eating Mario's Pizza kebabs together on Blackpool beach :DDD

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>>287149

  No. 287167 [PM]

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This labubu went to blackpool instead of playing the new fortnite update

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>>287167

My dad pissed me off so I went blackpool for a week lol :DDD

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>>287168
Back story? :DDD

  No. 287173 [PM]

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>>287171

  No. 287174 [PM]

>>287168
brownpill me on The Brum Dad

  No. 287175 [PM]

>>287168
:DDDDD

respectable move
a man gotta manly man to man some more, man

  No. 287180 [PM]

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>>287175

He got drunk starting talking shit about me

So i booked a train and hotel to blackpool the next day never told him

Made me happy that England lost in the football to piss him off lol :DDD

  No. 287183 [PM]

>>287180
lol

  No. 287184 [PM]

>>287180
shitty economy + wealth concentration in shitty parents = huge modern problems

  No. 287186 [PM]

>>287180
lmao

what did he say about you ?_?

  No. 287189 [PM]

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>>287180

  No. 287190 [PM]

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>>287186

I don't really gibe a fug that he talked shit about me

I got money don't have to live there anyway lol

Just shit kicks off every time he has a drink

Also starts with been working all my life old people bullshite :DDD

  No. 287191 [PM]

>>287190
old people and most womeme are just not funny and annoying

this is also a big problem

  No. 287192 [PM]

callum when will you find a girl
callum when you will find a job
callum you are over 30 what are you even doing in life

give my man a break

  No. 287194 [PM]

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>>287192

Got money tho :DDD

  No. 287195 [PM]

>>287194

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>>287180
Bruh ran away from home like a teenage girl

Sorry for the joke at ur expense mate

Fortune
        The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a Chance
The guy on the right has the Osborne 1, a fully functional computer system
in a portable package the size of a briefcase. The guy on the left has an
Uzi submachine gun concealed in his attache case. Also in the case are four
fully loaded, 32-round clips of 125-grain 9mm ammunition. The owner of the
Uzi is going to get more tactical firepower delivered -- and delivered on
target -- in less time, and with less effort. All for $795. It's inevitable.
If you're going up against some guy with an Osborne 1 -- or any personal
computer -- he's the one who's in trouble. One round from an Uzi can zip
through ten inches of solid pine wood, so you can imagine what it will do
to structural foam acrylic and sheet aluminum. In fact, detachable magazines
for the Uzi are available in 25-, 32-, and 40-round capacities, so you can
take out an entire office full of Apple II or IBM Personal Computers tied
into Ethernet or other local-area networks. What about the new 16-bit
computers, like the Lisa and Fortune? Even with the Winchester backup,
they're no match for the Uzi. One quick burst and they'll find out what
Unix means. Make your commanding officer proud. Get an Uzi -- and come home
a winner in the fight for office automatic weapons.
        -- "InfoWorld", June, 1984

  No. 287200 [PM]

>>287190
don't you already make good money just from your yeehaw investing shit though? We as a society have a really strange view of work and what it means.

Especially true in the UK where jobs all kinda pay the same unless you're a paedophile banker in canary wharf. The UK has a nothing "service" economy based on endless levels of pointless managerialism and white women doing nothing and looking at spreadsheets all day. I used to be a pharmacy technician because I used to consider healthcare the one place where you could work a job which both pays decent and actually helps people instead of just being daycare for goyim. But why would you do these kinda mid-level jobs in the UK when you can just stack shelves at a supermarket and make pretty much the same. Right now I'm just painting rooms instead which I enjoy quite a lot but I would still rather just be NEET playing TF2 all day. Class consciousness is dead workers rights are dead British people are all retards. You can be a paedophile Jewish lizardman demon fucking kids on on your private island and parasitically sucking up billions of pounds while doing absolutely nothing all day and no one gives a fuck about that, whereas one normal British worker refuses to take the humiliation anymore and everyone acts like they're the cancer and they're scum who belong in the gutter. It's just pure crabs in a bucket mentality

  No. 287202 [PM]

>>287200
kgs actually has dyslexia man :DDDDD

  No. 287203 [PM]

>>287202

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>>287203
me listen later in the afternoon :DDDDD

  No. 287261 [PM]

>>287203
this is good actually

sounds like more epic version of rock songs

  No. 287262 [PM]

>>287200
Did you know Linus of LTT was also a painter?
I had a friend who said all painters must listen to oldies radios at the jobsite and drink wheat beer after the shift. Idk why he said that

  No. 287263 [PM]

>>287261
its 90s goth pop slop
what if we act like super hard faggots but in NEON GREEN lmfao

(YOLO)

  No. 287266 [PM]

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>>287200

UK you basically a tax slave to some boomers pension fund lol

Better off living off Obama monies living in blackpool hotels playing fortnite all day then working lol :DDD

  No. 287279 [PM]

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>>287198

  No. 287280 [PM]

>>287279
get food from Mario's Pizza and post pics or I ban you :DDD

  No. 287282 [PM]

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>>287280

Gonna get a Wendy's :DDD

  No. 287283 [PM]

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>>287282
Nice

Imo the baconator is the only expensive fast food burger which is actually worth its price, you get so much meat in it. Also Wendy's is the only fast food place which does bacon properly, McD BK etc just have the shittiest limpest palest flavourless bacon ever

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>>287283

  No. 287287 [PM]

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>>287283
bruh look at this fucking bacon I got I need to stop buying the cheapest shite, this isnt even bacon anymore

  No. 287289 [PM]

>>287287
tell a millennial hipster that it's A5 Wagyu with crazy marbling or some shit and sell it to him for £5000 :DDD

  No. 287292 [PM]

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>>287283

  No. 287296 [PM]

Was gonna say get orange chips but that's Black Country :DDD

  No. 287297 [PM]

>>287292

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>>287287

Bruh pork is the cheapest meat aswell :DDD

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Home bargains had no Rubicon so I got this

It's actually pretty decent :DDD

  No. 287302 [PM]

>>287301
me h8 dat purple no sugar monster

taste bad man

  No. 287303 [PM]

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>>287302

Zero sugar drinks are grim lol :DDD

  No. 287304 [PM]

>>287303
try feeding some zero sugar monster and normal sugar monster to donkey/chihuahua

see which one they like more :DDDDD

  No. 287305 [PM]

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>>287304
>>287303
yeehaw corner shop near me sells this :DDD

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>>287305
my workshop manager sometimes drinks monster assault for breakfast
whiskey cola taste

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The 2p machines in blackpool give out tickets

Brought some brain rot cards with them :DDD

  No. 287319 [PM]

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Gonna open them on stream when I get back :DDD

  No. 287320 [PM]

>>287319
dam i only know the wood guy out of all these new tiktok characters

  No. 287321 [PM]

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>>287320

What the fug is this lol :DDD

  No. 287323 [PM]

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>>287319

  No. 287332 [PM]

>>287323
based muslim tiktok wood character guy

  No. 287555 [PM]

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Volume up otters are speaking :DDD

  No. 287561 [PM]

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Lol :DDD

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>>287564
Cute :DDD

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  No. 287568 [PM]

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  No. 287571 [PM]

>>287567
What is that straydog is doing there

  No. 287572 [PM]

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>>287571

It's a wolf

Yeah I throught it was somebody's dog lol

Think having a zoo that only has chihuahuas :DDD

  No. 287577 [PM]

>>287572
yeah that does look like a dog

think when most people think of a wolf, in their mind they have this picture perfect version of a grey wolf you will only ever see online

  No. 287590 [PM]

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Donkeys where at the back and I could not get to them :DDD

  No. 287591 [PM]

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>>287572
Is that a Mexican wolf? :DDD

  No. 287605 [PM]

>>287590
do they have one species for each letter

(YOLO)

  No. 287609 [PM]

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>>287605

Probably lol

Also fug blackpool seagulls they are nasty af :DDD

  No. 287612 [PM]

>>287609
Seagulls are the Jews of birds :DDD

  No. 287614 [PM]

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>>287612

Bro they woke me up last night they where that loud

Don't smoke your watermelon flavored vape around seagulls they will steal it :DDD

  No. 287616 [PM]

>>287614
bro once I was in Saint Ives walking by the beach eating a toasted sandwich and some bitch ass seagull swooped behind me and tried to grab it, I swatted him away but then he just stood there glaring at me like I was being the dickhead, nigga I paid for this get a job lmao :DDD

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>>287616

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>>287616

Daddy got his bank bonus this year type of holiday :DDD

  No. 287625 [PM]

>>287619
this nigga talks shit but is too afraid to visit acclaimed authentic Italian restaurant "Mario's Pizza" smh….

  No. 287626 [PM]

>>287625
You talk shit and won't even come and meet us

  No. 287746 [PM]

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Had to make the video shorter :DDD

  No. 287747 [PM]

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>>287746
this place looks pog :DDD

  No. 287748 [PM]

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>>287746
how many coins u got ?

  No. 287749 [PM]

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>>287747

I been there

It's right next to the football ground

You just pay once and it's unlimted plays on all the machines :DDD

  No. 287750 [PM]

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>>287749
Outside of bootleg restaurants, a zoo AND shady looking arcade clubs, is there anything else that Blackpool offers? :DDD

  No. 287752 [PM]

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>>287748

Ticket based machine

Won 100 tickets and brought 2 brain rot cards :DDD

  No. 287753 [PM]

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>>287750

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>>287753
porridge :DDD

  No. 287755 [PM]

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>>287754

This place bro :DDD

  No. 287758 [PM]

>>287752
oh so it just recirculates the same coins internally

  No. 287760 [PM]

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>>287758

10/10 machine :DDD

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>>287760

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>>287776

Where are donkey bros going

Adventure awaits :DDD

  No. 287792 [PM]

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>>287785



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