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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/29/26 (Fri) 10:40:23 No. 275690 [PM] [Reply]

Adam Smolinski = Jeff Goldblum

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/29/26 (Fri) 10:41:35 No. 275691 [PM]

adam = sheikha ariana grande

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/29/26 (Fri) 10:42:52 No. 275692 [PM]

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>>275691

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 05/29/26 (Fri) 00:32:35 No. 275662 [PM] [Reply]

Ok i LOLED HARD

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/29/26 (Fri) 10:03:58 No. 275684 [PM]

>>275678
finnish males

our males

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/29/26 (Fri) 10:30:30 No. 275685 [PM]

>>275684
I wish Aki Kaurismäki posted on Staffas :DDD

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/29/26 (Fri) 10:32:06 No. 275686 [PM]

>>275685
>Aki Kaurismäki
ah ok

dat swedish roy guy is kinda dope for his set design too

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/29/26 (Fri) 10:38:16 No. 275687 [PM]

>>275686
Roy Andersson?

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/29/26 (Fri) 10:39:28 No. 275688 [PM]

>>275687
yeh its just all roy guy to me

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Piteå Istanbul, Istanbul 05/29/26 (Fri) 02:55:34 No. 275673 [PM] [Reply]

joni as retired fisherman in athens

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/29/26 (Fri) 09:27:11 No. 275679 [PM]

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/29/26 (Fri) 09:37:19 No. 275680 [PM]

its forseeable

he already has his own glass office

Ancestor haver Ulverston, Cumbria 05/29/26 (Fri) 09:47:27 No. 275681 [PM]

What a beautiful 17 year old greek boy

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brianna wu 05/29/26 (Fri) 01:12:41 No. 275666 [PM] [Reply]

puppy just barked at a fucking turkey on tv

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/29/26 (Fri) 01:24:35 No. 275668 [PM]

schnoodles have prey drive

from hunting vermins/rodents

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/29/26 (Fri) 01:50:22 No. 275671 [PM]

Adam

thoughts on Ra Bee ?_?

Piteå Hutto, Texas 05/29/26 (Fri) 02:43:50 No. 275672 [PM]

My two dogs in childhood never even looked at the TV to the point that I wondered if dogs could see it

brianna wu 05/29/26 (Fri) 04:14:53 No. 275675 [PM]

>>275668
prolly, he noisy af

but he had his first day with ZERO accidents !

>>275671
i know that’s Cambodian but it feels kinda Indian

>>275672
my pupper watches it like crazy
ive never seen a doggo like dat

Piteå Hutto, Texas 05/29/26 (Fri) 06:03:21 No. 275676 [PM]

>>275675
I wonder if puppies watch it and later they just realize it's not real and say fuck it

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Piteå Hutto, Texas 05/29/26 (Fri) 00:11:32 No. 275661 [PM] [Reply]

So long as Adam can get his burrito bowl with extra guac he doesn't give a FUCK what happens

brianna wu 05/29/26 (Fri) 00:41:47 No. 275664 [PM]

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 05/28/26 (Thu) 16:20:31 No. 275613 [PM] [Reply]

no im not english im (cornish,irish (insert any yeehaw accent island people))

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/28/26 (Thu) 21:35:24 No. 275652 [PM]

>>275649
he said in a vid that he had red hair before he became bald, I think the guy in the far left of the thumbnail is him when he was younger lol

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Reading, Reading 05/28/26 (Thu) 22:04:14 No. 275653 [PM]

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>>275652

Wild bro :DDD

White Shrekxican Pesqueria, Nuevo León 05/28/26 (Thu) 22:06:02 No. 275654 [PM]

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>>275646
I have, in fact, eaten potatoes before
why the question

White Shrekxican Pesqueria, Nuevo León 05/28/26 (Thu) 22:16:10 No. 275656 [PM]

>>275646
>>275654
Ah fuck me I just realized a jacked potato is the exact same shit as a baked potato.
I thought a jacked potato was a different specific recipe, and Brits added something else… like there was something specific that was different/unique about it.

Damn nigga your food is bland lol :DD

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/28/26 (Thu) 23:13:00 No. 275660 [PM]

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>>275656
this nigga I swear :DDD

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 05/28/26 (Thu) 15:21:07 No. 275602 [PM] [Reply]

LEEEEEEETTTT'SSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOO

I'm just gonna wait when it comes to Gamepass

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/28/26 (Thu) 16:08:02 No. 275611 [PM]

East Turkestan Outdoor Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 05/28/26 (Thu) 18:02:35 No. 275628 [PM]

Huh that looks kinda cool
I always tell myself I'm going to play cod and then it never happens

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/28/26 (Thu) 21:18:38 No. 275648 [PM]

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Piteå 05/28/26 (Thu) 18:05:11 No. 275630 [PM] [Reply]

19 year old lords virgin girl
she is promised to me 3000 years ago i have every right to wife her

Rated: 4/5

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/28/26 (Thu) 18:19:31 No. 275634 [PM]

>>275633
this one too fake

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Birmingham, Birmingham 05/28/26 (Thu) 18:22:49 No. 275635 [PM]

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>>275634

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/28/26 (Thu) 18:30:33 No. 275636 [PM]

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>>275635

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 05/28/26 (Thu) 18:32:06 No. 275637 [PM]

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>>275636

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/28/26 (Thu) 18:36:55 No. 275638 [PM]

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>>275637

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/28/26 (Thu) 17:17:00 No. 275621 [PM] [Reply]

Ody = Logan Paul

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/28/26 (Thu) 17:20:55 No. 275622 [PM]

Ronen = Jake Paul

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Birmingham, Birmingham 05/28/26 (Thu) 17:26:09 No. 275623 [PM]

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East Turkestan Outdoor Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 05/28/26 (Thu) 17:48:49 No. 275625 [PM]

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>>275623

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 05/28/26 (Thu) 17:49:14 No. 275626 [PM]

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>>275623

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Essays professor bob 05/28/26 (Thu) 09:10:52 No. 275526 [PM] [Reply]

Long and short, keep them rolling

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professor bob 05/28/26 (Thu) 14:54:11 No. 275594 [PM]

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>>275529
Nah, Oppenheimer was a good movie. Barbie sucked
>>275530
Agree
>>275533
There is no rush, it is not a competition…

user kotia Helsinki, Uusimaa 05/28/26 (Thu) 15:49:20 No. 275609 [PM]

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>>275529
yenisei had to like it because its about atomic bomb.

>>275593
correct, the theme of the movie was bad, but if there is one thing to like about it, is that its aesthetically unique movie, maybe hellish like you said, but nostalgia to it. idk how to put it, like watching teleshopping channel on TV as a kid. you kinda hate to watch it, but all kids shows ended, so you just sit in front of TV mindlessly watching ads. And in that sense alone, it was worth to watch.

professor bob 05/28/26 (Thu) 16:29:41 No. 275615 [PM]

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>>275609
I know you like nostalgia. Before, I didnt want you to change your views on it. Now, Im determined to change your positive views about nostalgia some day

Well, it might be aesthetically unique. But is it dat important? I mean, most things are aesthetically unique. Well, but is Barbie very particular in aesthetics? Yeah, sure, but dat is not wat makes it hellish though. The premise and how it progresses is literally Dante's Inferno, she is literally, in my eyes becomes Promethean from Dionysian. So, yeah, Barbie is Nietzschean in a very cynical way, in dat it says dat atomized self is ideal self or literally being atomized is a state of being a Superman(transcendent figure). Ive never read Nietzsche, however I get feeling dat I believe in watever he believed so I guess I can use his name like dat

Well, I think Barbie's aesthetic is kinda poor… It caters to men so it is not really dat radical or watever. Barbie sucked but I did enjoyed watching it… Male choreography was best part, for example, I liked dances and song. Aa for else, eh… atom bomb is more fair than watever Barbie is, I prefer Oppenheimer…

(Well, now dat I have a job I gonna be going to sleep earlier because I have get up early. Also I might long for many day straight and I might not reply because of this… I would post from phone at work, but I cant open Staffas from cellular connection for some reason and I dont want to install VPN or Tor on my second phone because, well, Russian bank app would know dat I have VPN app on phone… which is very weird of them. Yeah, Im going to sleep now, Im a bit late for today though… See you on the work plane)

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 05/28/26 (Thu) 16:49:55 No. 275619 [PM]

roll

(YOLO)

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/28/26 (Thu) 17:16:15 No. 275620 [PM]

medium kong

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Piteå Ankara, Ankara 05/28/26 (Thu) 14:29:54 No. 275586 [PM] [Reply]

went to mcdonalds with dad
no cashier there so we ordered on big screen (cringe) and dad got angry how hard it is to order a food via screen

okay we got our menu's. dad saw ad: so apperantly today is world hamburger day and you get free burger if you order any menu, dad said okay give us 2 burgers. they complained muh you have to order from mobile app to get free burgers and dad got angry yapped to employees how useless they are lol

im writing this because it reminds me random kgs black people yapping @ kfc videos :DDD

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/28/26 (Thu) 14:55:11 No. 275595 [PM]

angry daddy

delete turkposter's gay and tranny porn collection
make him halal again

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/28/26 (Thu) 15:39:52 No. 275604 [PM]

brownpill me on Turkdad

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Birmingham, Birmingham 05/28/26 (Thu) 15:45:49 No. 275607 [PM]

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Upset I should have got this while I was in blackpool :DDD

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 05/28/26 (Thu) 16:00:47 No. 275610 [PM]

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>>275607

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 05/28/26 (Thu) 16:08:22 No. 275612 [PM]

Oh YEAH today is burger day, good discounts for burgers everywhere

thx for reminding us turkfellow

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claustrophobic 05/25/26 (Mon) 17:36:33 No. 274947 [PM] [Reply]

The Being is claustrophobic, it tends to prefer the open spaces…

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claustrophobic 05/26/26 (Tue) 05:37:12 No. 275050 [PM]

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Any way, all dat doesnt matter. Its some fashionable nonsience… Im trying to get a job though, so, I thought to not post for a while. Well, I worked for a bit and wanted to do things correctly. But now I feel like idiot in trying beyond minimal… I dont like this job though, it is a summer job, I asked from family member for a more stable job. Hope Ill get it, but dunno, I just heard lil bro say dat some one is gonna probably stop working soon at his place and said I would be willing if some thing. Dunno if there are any chances…

You know wat I want? I really want old iPhone, those iPhone mini. Why? I dunno, I just wanted it, I guess I wanted an iPhone for a while now just to see how it is

professor bob 05/27/26 (Wed) 19:49:49 No. 275434 [PM]

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Now dat people say dat Im funny and AWW molesting me with ableism it makes me wonder if wat funny means is not having a laugh with lads but insane in the membrane…

I wanted to use language creatively to express myself and my thoughts… Basically as a performance, as an art

Now I dunno. I think of myself as a very sincere person and I definitely wouldnt be lying or be ironic on purpose. I believe in every thing I say and I stand by every thing I say. Now, I think dat I must be seen as insane and reading my latest long posts it sure looks like it

I use the language in a very liberal manner and I tend to trust my intuition more than any thing. Well, I want to write about stuff. For a while, I thought I could write some interesting, or that I had some way of writing or some thing. Now I think dat my language usage is far too liberal and wat I write about isnt so interesting as it looks and sounds goofy

But dats not wat I want. I want to write stories that people would find interesting. I thought some of my stories werent so bad, and to be honest, I count every long post as an artistic expression and a story. But it seems that wat I write is a bit disconnected from my goal, my expectations do not match the reality… Am I just living in delusion? Perhaps I should be more serious about things…

user kotia Helsinki, Uusimaa 05/28/26 (Thu) 15:04:00 No. 275596 [PM]

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>>275046
what if reality is our own creation, not just simply supernatural way where u believe something and it come real, but an agreement between ourselves. So maybe if we come to different understanding of thing, maybe then things really change. by different, i mean different on fundamental level, not just whats good or bad or what shape is some object, but way of thinking and whats important.. we apply value to everyday things without much thinking about it. you can reshape the environment just by reevaluating things. if god is comforting idea, then you should think what god is truly like, not what they say god is like. you see, modern god is very twisted. here the lutherans talk about personal relationship with god, but there is nothing personal to it. its just a cult of jesus figure, a cult of a man. a relic of the imperial cult.

>>275050
is it physical job or what kind of job? having a job is always pain in the ass though, but what can one do when we live in society..

dunno about wanting a iThing.. but i get wanting an old device, because i loved old device. i have big interest in old computer and such. the other day i was thinking about getting computer for some old operating system, maybe DOS, then run some old games, maybe win31 just to kinda have fun with it. a blast from past, as they say.

Piteå 05/28/26 (Thu) 15:43:44 No. 275606 [PM]

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>>275434
i liked the story where the rabbit turned into a painting

Rated: 0/5

professor bob 05/28/26 (Thu) 15:46:33 No. 275608 [PM]

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>>275596
I mean, I guess wat you describe is very similar to social theories where meaning is created together by all people. Basically, you say nomos is the thing. Yeah, Ive believed in dat for long time… But I dunno. I think you cant change things by reevaluating it, because reevaluation is a linguistic exercise. I know wat God is like though, Im big fan of Spinozism

So, nah. Our thinking is not so important. For changes I mean. Our impetus for doing stuff is our emotions and feelings, so, we are motivated not by reason or rationality or watever, but by own temperament. So, how to make effective changes? Rhetoric, well, Greeks thought of it as magic, some of them, especiallyespecially because it was related to poetry. Which was magical, and poetry was related to music. So? In current moment I believe in rhetoric as navigation of power, our ability to create shared meaning as a consequence of being an attribute or was it a mode? of God and our directionality or why we have intentions at all is our emotions. So, our body is very important because it is wat enables us to feel

It is not a physical job, nah. It is a summer job but it is actually easy, you dont really have to do any thing… Basically, I work at attraction. It is not great but it aint so bad either…

Eh, Im just interested in phones a lot. I like old phones too, but not very old. I like those Nokias where you can run Debian on it, yeah, I would have it. But other wise? Dunno… I collect phones, well, I have 5 of them, but they all work. Why? I dunno, just like them, I associate with them, excluding the one with broken display… its unusable with ghost touch
>>275606
The one with a deer and a bird or some thing? Yeah, there was time when I were enthusiastic alright…

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/28/26 (Thu) 14:33:54 No. 275589 [PM] [Reply]

hardest song of all time

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 05/28/26 (Thu) 15:05:55 No. 275597 [PM]

This one slaps hard :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/28/26 (Thu) 15:43:12 No. 275605 [PM]

>>275597
what kind of Mexican is this ?_?

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Ancestor haver Ulverston, Cumbria 05/28/26 (Thu) 12:54:26 No. 275574 [PM] [Reply]

Hamas boy called me fat
This side was killed in Lebanon recently and his second name is literally hamburger

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Ancestor haver Ulverston, Cumbria 05/28/26 (Thu) 13:29:16 No. 275580 [PM]

>>275578
You Mock the death of proud child killers child killers getting stopped into paste by actual Levant folks ?

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Birmingham, Birmingham 05/28/26 (Thu) 13:59:29 No. 275582 [PM]

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Just got back from blackpool

Fug this swamp ass weather :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/28/26 (Thu) 14:06:44 No. 275583 [PM]

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>>275582
if you guys don't fix this global warming shite I am moving to Norway :DDD

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Birmingham, Birmingham 05/28/26 (Thu) 14:09:44 No. 275584 [PM]

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>>275583

What happened to moving to Cornwall tho :DDD

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 05/28/26 (Thu) 14:17:20 No. 275585 [PM]

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>>275584

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Ancestor haver Ulverston, Cumbria 05/28/26 (Thu) 10:25:24 No. 275543 [PM] [Reply]

Finally somebody had the courage to say it
Thanks sting

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 05/28/26 (Thu) 10:40:10 No. 275548 [PM]

>>275546
lmao

Ancestor haver Ulverston, Cumbria 05/28/26 (Thu) 11:08:07 No. 275554 [PM]

>>275545
I dare you to feed it to a kid

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx 05/28/26 (Thu) 11:33:00 No. 275558 [PM]

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>>275545

Proud of you :DDD

Piteå Ankara, Ankara 05/28/26 (Thu) 12:32:44 No. 275569 [PM]

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>>275558

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Birmingham, Birmingham 05/28/26 (Thu) 13:56:50 No. 275581 [PM]

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>>275569

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