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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 07/17/26 (Fri) 05:27:19 No. 287237 [PM] [Reply]

Got a little keychain when I was buying goyboosters in the bacco shop. Should have asked if they have mango loco ones bc it looks cute

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/17/26 (Fri) 05:40:40 No. 287238 [PM]

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I still use a keychain from when I went to Hawaii in 1998

Fortune
Theory is gray, but the golden tree of life is green.
-- Goethe

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 07/17/26 (Fri) 05:50:49 No. 287240 [PM]

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>>287238

xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Stockport, Stockport 07/17/26 (Fri) 09:52:32 No. 287267 [PM]

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Labubu got the diabetes keyring :DDD

Piteå Bad Bevensen, Lower Saxony 07/17/26 (Fri) 09:58:40 No. 287268 [PM]

i put my key under a stone @ the porch

(YOLO)

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/17/26 (Fri) 10:01:18 No. 287270 [PM]

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>>287267

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Piteå Katowice, Silesia 07/17/26 (Fri) 05:56:26 No. 287242 [PM] [Reply]

Decided to help Adam with his trolling skills.

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/17/26 (Fri) 06:20:54 No. 287244 [PM]

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Fortune
The trouble with superheros is what to do between phone booths.
-- Ken Kesey

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 07/17/26 (Fri) 06:35:34 No. 287245 [PM]

I remember when Adam was still a little anklebiter. He couldn't troll his way out of a paper bag! However, this would soon change due to unforeseen consequences for forever…

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo 07/17/26 (Fri) 04:20:07 No. 287224 [PM] [Reply]

If my parents weren't retards, I could have started building my alt-far-right woke hipster deep green nazi utopia with raw milk and meat and nuclear power plants. Kids would be taught to reclaim wood and hate lesser cultures

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 07/17/26 (Fri) 04:38:00 No. 287228 [PM]

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Piteå 07/16/26 (Thu) 21:08:52 No. 287169 [PM] [Reply]

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/16/26 (Thu) 21:32:38 No. 287182 [PM]

>>287179
these nasty ass goblin womeme are beautiful too :DDDDD 🥹👉👈

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/16/26 (Thu) 21:37:54 No. 287185 [PM]

>>287179
think the biggest appeal is dey funny + crazy

kinda like tumblrgrrl back in the day

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/17/26 (Fri) 02:12:15 No. 287218 [PM]

>>287182
You need to go back to 2008

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw Thompson Ridge, New York 07/17/26 (Fri) 02:33:24 No. 287219 [PM]

>>287218
He needs to go back to kohlchan

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/17/26 (Fri) 02:43:05 No. 287220 [PM]

>>287219
He needs to go back to mintkohl

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Piteå Katowice, Silesia 07/17/26 (Fri) 00:08:14 No. 287210 [PM] [Reply]

Yes, Nutella is delicious on sourdough!

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/17/26 (Fri) 00:09:01 No. 287211 [PM]

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Fortune
Si jeunesse savait, si vieillesse pouvait.
[If youth but knew, if old age but could.]
-- Henri Estienne

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/17/26 (Fri) 01:14:03 No. 287214 [PM]

Me try
I usually has peat on it toasted which is bbabnabababased

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/17/26 (Fri) 00:06:59 No. 287209 [PM] [Reply]

my phone = nigger

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw 07/17/26 (Fri) 00:09:35 No. 287212 [PM]

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Fortune
The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of
the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at
her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic
Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my
steel through your last meal!'
-- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.

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puppy liker 07/16/26 (Thu) 15:31:35 No. 287079 [PM] [Reply]

have to give AI presentation to big wigs of company soon
think even le ceo guy will be there

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/16/26 (Thu) 20:17:51 No. 287159 [PM]

>>287154
Mods = gods

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/16/26 (Thu) 21:58:27 No. 287193 [PM]

Me legs atm

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/16/26 (Thu) 22:44:44 No. 287199 [PM]

>>287193
pix??)))))

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/17/26 (Fri) 00:04:57 No. 287207 [PM]

>>287199
Literally me in pic

White shrex Windermere, Cumbria 07/17/26 (Fri) 00:06:17 No. 287208 [PM]

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Man since they got rid of this pancreatic shit for me I've been able to non stop clean and cook again if feels epic

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Piteå Katowice, Silesia 07/16/26 (Thu) 20:34:17 No. 287161 [PM] [Reply]

Damn GIV used to look good :DDD

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/16/26 (Thu) 20:50:49 No. 287164 [PM]

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xXx_Knee_Grow_Slayer_xXx Stockport, Stockport 07/16/26 (Thu) 20:59:47 No. 287166 [PM]

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No way lol

They still eating big after giving up the gym lol :DDD

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/16/26 (Thu) 20:08:34 No. 287158 [PM] [Reply]

Leakes took a job as a stripper under the name "Silk" and said that she felt "powerful" as a dancer.

"With every piece of clothing I took off, the more I got my life back," she wrote. "I worked this body like a well-oiled machine, and every movement got me closer to my goal of financial independence for me and my child."

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/16/26 (Thu) 20:35:10 No. 287162 [PM]

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/16/26 (Thu) 20:43:01 No. 287163 [PM]

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>>287162

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Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/16/26 (Thu) 18:36:51 No. 287132 [PM] [Reply]

Ody: I'm literally fking crying 😭🙏

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:34:55 No. 287144 [PM]

bruh stop ghostbumping lol

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:36:01 No. 287145 [PM]

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>>287144
I didn't ghostbump lol

It was someone else :DDD

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw Thompson Ridge, New York 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:52:58 No. 287152 [PM]

>>287144
IT WAS ME AUSTIN
IT WAS ME!

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East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:34:32 No. 287143 [PM] [Reply]

Here we go, primal nature guy slams big cringe "science man"

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:36:56 No. 287146 [PM]

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alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:38:39 No. 287147 [PM]

>>287146
fine ahh sisters lookin good there

Piteå Bern, Bern 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:52:52 No. 287151 [PM]

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not clicking this but they're both cringe and retarded. tho the dumbass "science man" 2-5x more so

>>287146
lole

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AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:15:03 No. 287137 [PM] [Reply]

Hsu Feng is my wife

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:17:33 No. 287140 [PM]

alan gobi poos Solomon Paul Carter Central, Central and Western District 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:20:21 No. 287141 [PM]

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White shrex 07/16/26 (Thu) 10:41:41 No. 286984 [PM] [Reply]

Snack of kings
Peanut butter
Cheese crackers with black pepper and a bit of frenches mustard
Unfathomable how good this is

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White shrex 07/16/26 (Thu) 13:01:33 No. 287038 [PM]

>>287028
Im sick of my colon
It's basically a race between my ass, live or pancreas to which gets cancer first
Sooner they give me that ileostomy the better

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 07/16/26 (Thu) 13:02:08 No. 287040 [PM]

>>287038
do you have uc or crohns

(YOLO)

White shrex 07/16/26 (Thu) 13:39:48 No. 287047 [PM]

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>>287040
Uc, it was why I was so reluctant to go to the hospital because I thought it was just that
Plus how I'm bruising so easily
Pancreas and flare up
But I'd addy info - as soon as I went home from hospital I immediately took a massive shit and couldnt stop letting out farts
It was bliss

AsianWomenWorshipper London, England 07/16/26 (Thu) 13:41:33 No. 287048 [PM]

>>287047
pls change your name to fartmaxxer

Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 07/16/26 (Thu) 19:06:33 No. 287135 [PM]

>>287047
my uc was completly unimpressed by any kind of medication first flare up never went away for six years think if you still get into remission they likely wont cut it out

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White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 07/16/26 (Thu) 17:34:10 No. 287110 [PM] [Reply]

Allowed to smoke in public
Outlawed to drink in public

I will never get this islamic tier law

I want to take it easy!ds8De64mpw Thompson Ridge, New York 07/16/26 (Thu) 17:42:33 No. 287111 [PM]

Islam is bad

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/16/26 (Thu) 17:53:55 No. 287113 [PM]

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Weed is bad and outlawed for u but alcohol is totally fine :DDD

White Shekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 07/16/26 (Thu) 18:11:36 No. 287121 [PM]

>>287113
It's not the 2000s anymore.
There are literally designated weed smoking places in public every here and there.
But you can only drink alcohol inside private property.
And cars don't even count as private property.

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Piteå Ebstorf, Lower Saxony 07/16/26 (Thu) 12:19:51 No. 287014 [PM] [Reply]

(YOLO)

East Turkestan RadBev Chinpo Budapest, Budapest 07/16/26 (Thu) 12:27:40 No. 287017 [PM]

he stylin

White Shrekxican Mexico City, Mexico City 07/16/26 (Thu) 17:32:21 No. 287108 [PM]

Average lost media mexican haircut

Chino Reloaded in Eloquent Jazz Mexico City, Mexico City 07/16/26 (Thu) 17:34:07 No. 287109 [PM]

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>>287108

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